He's always there. When you are walking down the street, he can see you. When you are grocery shopping, he is watching you. When you are standing in line to see the latest tween vampire flick, he thinks you are ridiculous, but he is still watching you. He sleeps in a coffin, and wears dark sunglasses so you can't recognize him. He wants to suck your blood, but since he can't do that, he will settle for watching you through your blinds. He watches you in your sleep. 6.5 inches tall Doesn't sparkle in sunlight (sorry!).